Corrupt-A-Wish

Here's how this thread works.

I start by posting a wish I want.

The next person to post has to somehow ruin that wish. (Hence the 'corruption' aspect)

They then post a wish of their own.

Repeat.

ie. User 1: "I wish for a pony"

User 2: "The pony is rabid and eats you. I wish I had a million dollars"

User x: "You get the money but then you're thrown in jail on accusations that you stole it. I wish..."

Comprende?

I'll start simple.

I wish the band Blink-182 got back together as a band and starting touring again, playing just as good as they used to. 

But you're out of wishes so your wish never came true, so there was no wish to corrupt.

I wish that Reflex7 did not change his avatar. 

You become the best SSBB player in the world, but then all the servers crash so no one cares.

I wish that tomorrow would be Saturday. 

You can fly, but like Icarus, you fly to close to the sun and you melt.

I wish Triple Ace was actually a half-decent crew. (xD) 

Too bad no one makes a wish. (By the way, I'm in Skate for Life)

I wish a fish would fall from the sky and hit Goopy in the head. 

You become a better artist but then your DS breaks so you can't make any more art.

I wish I could pass Algebra class this year with a B. 

You got your pizza but instead of those topings thay gave you bugs

I wish I had THAS so I can join that site

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 Congratulations DupELcup for winning my Yoshi art contest. This picture is very artistic

Haha...oh well.

@Yosh- You get THAS but then your DS implodes so you can't play.

I wish that I could have a penny. 

You get an extra day off! Buuut, the day off turns out to be unbelievably horrible, you prefer it never happened.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

you live closer to your job, but get fired for seaming like a goody goody showing up early all the time.

I wish I could fly and never fall, and im never out of wishes and theres no possible way for this wish o be corrupted at all unless your an alien life form that has incredible mind thinking and know of just one way.

You'll eventually get homesick. (aiming at the first sentence)

I wish I had all 3 next gen consoles.

-Flint$

The papercut spread gore everywhere attracting zombies to invade the world calling for those experienced with chainsaws and explosives.

I wish Metallica was a Thrash Metal band again...

AND ANOTHER

I wish this wish was worth wishing for more wishes like this wishfull wish of all wishes to be wished...making the top wish not the wishyest of wishfull wishes and this being....it.

you get your ice tea but find out that someone had pee'd in it and its lukewarm now

i wish i pass all my final medical exams this semester